readbetweenyourlegs:

please.

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

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all-the-daisies-in-her-hair:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

wow

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

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officialwhitegirls:

rabioheab:

it’s crazy how lemon backwards is melon 

what

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me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
  • 99162♥

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

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